Sleep doesn’t relieve my exhaustion anymore.”
— July 7, 2014 (via 5weetsorrow)
Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
Cookies: Freudian psychology.
Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
Ice: The sweet release of death.
vaccinate your fucking kids”
— holy shit do you know what year it is (via callmeoutis)
why the fuck am i crying”
— literally me during any situation that is slightly emotional (via tommypickles)
We’re adults, but, like…adult cats. Someone should probably take care of us, but we can sort of make it on our own.”
— my roommate, on the question “are we adults” (via disjunct)